FUNNY BONES

If you have heard a good joke or story, please email it in and we will try to post it for others to enjoy.
 
Of course we will not post blatant racist or sexist jokes. But we will be happy to run any Steeler/Raven/Modell dumb blond jokes you know.
 
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You Know When You Are A Baltimore Browns Fans If You Think...
... The DRIVE is your commute to D.C.
... The FUMBLE is dropping your cellular phone.
... RED RIGHT 88 is a fashionable beer from Samuel Adams.
... The DAWG POUND is a place to drop off you wives.
... OTTO GRAHAM is a cracker instead of a great quarterback.
... JIM BROWN is just another bad actor.
... The KARDIAC KIDS are affiliated with the United Way.
... The BILL BELICHICK SHOW is worth taping.
... Think the HELMET is missing a horseshoe logo.
... MICHAEL JACKSON is a singer
... The NEW YORK JETS are your biggest rival.
... PITTSBURGH is a great place to vacation.
... 50 MILLION DOLLARS is a lifetime investment.
... You'll get to the SUPER BOWL next year.
... ART MODELL won't screw you, he really cares about your town. (SEE NEW SHIRT)
 
THREE BIGGEST LIES...
... I'll call you tomorrow.
... The check is in the mail.
... I will never take the Browns out of Cleveland.
and/or
... This loan from the City of Baltimore will make the Browns a contender next year. (1995)
... I think we can be a contender as soon as next year.
... This loan from the NFL for $165 million will help make the Ravens a contender next year. (1999)

For the record a percentage of Cleveland Browns license fees and revenues were also part of the loan to keep Pinocchio Modell solvent.